ADEEL BABREE

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The Drawing Room

The madness continues — now in crayon, ink, and utter disregard for a ruler

ENTER at your own risk, exit at mine

Existential Adventures
of Adeel Babree
IN STEREO (where available)

I’m not here to help you cope or explain the Universe.

I’m just lighting a cigar in the dark.
And offering you a chair.

Pull up.
It’s going to be a long night.

WHO IS THIS SCREWBALL?!
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ADEEL BABREE

© 2025 ADEEL BABREE. All Rights Reserved. Even the meaningless bits. Especially the meaningless bits. The production of this work involved no cruelty to animals. However, several belief systems were.

For complaints, death threats, or sending me a box of donuts (chocolate glazed, preferably—thanks)
drop a line at:

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c/o The Absurd, Nowhere — P.O. Box 1984, forwarding service unreliable.

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All writings are based on actual events I completely made up. Psychological discomfort, philosophical bloating, and existential cramps are to be expected. If symptoms persist, consult your local philosopher.